Day 3: 525 calories.

I fear that I consume way too much, even though my total seems small.

Breakfast:
1 cup of black coffee, 5 calories
1 Cherry Pie Larabar, 200 calories

Lunch:
1 cup collard greens, 30 calories, topped with:
1 tablespoon nutritional yeast, 11.25 calories, and
1 teaspoon Frank's RedHot sauce, 5 calories.

1/2 cup sauerkraut, 15 calories

5 medium strawberries, 20 calories (4 calories each)

Dinner: (eaten well after 6 PM, and for no good reason other than the fact that I am a disgusting pig)
1 whole wheat sandwich thin, 100 calories (it's been a long time since I have eaten bread), spread with:
3 tablespoons nutritional yeast, 33.75 calories, mixed with:
1 packet Wholly Guacamole snack pack, 100 calories, and:
1 teaspoon Frank's RedHot sauce, 5 calories

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Total: 525 calories.

Fail.